Redneck dream days

So is it the redneck dream to have your wedding reception in the VFW hall and drive to Maine for a honeymoon?

Strip club

I really think Stefan and I need to go back to a strip club. We haven't been to one since December since we were in Montreal. I'm totally jonzing for one for some reason. Not the buffet or anything I like seeing the girls dancing around all pretty. He he I don't know why, but, it is fun to spend about an hour there or so. Maybe more if there are a bunch of us.

Best of

Best cappacinno in North America Mojos in Franconia NH

zipping and zapping

So anyway I just realized I better check with my sister and make sure that her trainers have not stolen my MMX saddle that she uses and is kept at the barn. Since they are known to steal nosebands I can only assume my MMX is at risk for being swiped at any moment. I know if we confront Jonn about this very real issue we can only expect to be met with vile words spit back in our face. At least this is how a former customer explained the situation when her highly valuable noseband came up missing. With 673 nosebands 578 girths and 2,345 other various pieces of tack I know this is clearly the issue that happened to her. Anyway moving on I think I will get to the business of complaining about how hot it is or no how rainy it is or no no I mean global warming.......Oh no the winter is far to long....no no the summer is to long.....to icy...no no no....I'm just bored and I can't admit it because that would isn't right at my age! I can only say other people have to much time on my hands. Over and out for now I'm going to eat a cherry.

This is huge just huge news!

Well my poor baby dog Storm the best German Shepherd Dog in the entire world has been limping and uncomfortable for far to long and has seen the vet a couple of times with no real outcome. Today he saw Dr. Hyde or Hide?? and he got a pretty firm diagnosis of a knee issue and will have surgery on August 13. Poor Storm let out a huge huge cry when the vet palpated his knee and his cry about ripped mine and Stefan's heart out.....oh man. What a relief though to know that his pain is able to be fixed. I was concerned that he could have wobbles, arthritis or some serious issue. Having surgery is hardly an issue to be taken lightly but this is a good outcome and we look forward to having a fixed up baby dog. I can send him a get well chicken bouquet during his hospital stay instead of flowers since he clearly would enjoy that more than roses or something.

Wednesday

For some reason working in the floral department can be very satisfying yet also makes me oddly nervous. I suppose because I still don't totally know what I'm doing in there. I like all the color of the flowers, and upgrading them along with watering, but, I'm sadly inadequate when it comes to real knowledge on these things. The watering coupler came apart and I thought I could just use it anyway and pretty much just blasted the plant almost onto the floor so I kind of scrapped that plan. I will have to ask a person who is a bit more capable than myself. I did make an arrangement that I thought was rather pretty. Nothing like Deb can do though although granted she has years on me. I did make a balloon bouquet with no problem today.

So anyway I have to work at 7AM Thursday which means no cappacino at Mojo's I will have to go to DD's uggggg! I get out at 2PM but I won't drink cappacino that late in the day oh well!

Another interesting poster

I also recall that Kim who also has some beautiful Dobermans actually reposted this blog on Modern Saddlebred yet claimed that she didn't actually read my blog which is really rather comical. How would she know what blog post she would like to post on Modern Saddlebred if she didn't read my blog I'm wondering. Kim has some really beautiful hunter ASB's and maybe she could post some pictures or provide a link to her blog.

Most crazy things yet

This is one of the most crazy things yet Julie Andrew from PA believes that I sent her messages claiming to have her stolen mare at some point over the year. Clearly this was untrue and so I decided that I would request that she send me these messages since she keeps track of every messages ever sent to her and even likes to post my PM's. No surprises that she has been unable to provide this proof she claims to have. She didn't mind spreading the story at all though. Julie also decided that she would just tell Olivia that I was going to move Boo to NH when I was trying to make the difficult decision to move a difficult horse closer to home. Why Julie Andrew (ASBStars) felt this was necessary I don't know.

Modern Saddlebred even more good stuff!

The first time I went to a show in PA Kathi who lives in Ohio wanted to get together and discuss how much she hated Attafox the mod from trot although now she pretends that they are big pals and I am her enemy. Poor little Snowfool or Susan Norton sent me dire warnings that my friend Dani was a lesbian and to beware which is so crazy!!!!!!!! I can hardly believe the wacked out stuff these ladies do and I am sure I can just keep adding it up and adding to the list.

I know this is very rambling and run on, but, this is my blog and I like to just totally run with it before I forget it so that is why. I can always go back and edit if I feel so inclined.

Modern Saddlebred Friends

Well anyway the women on Modern Saddlebred are so totally crazy it boggles the mind. Tiffany is a key player if you don't just totally send her fluffly little posts she goes into a rage and starts posting how I'm mean and awful to her. I think she even said I needed to burn in hell or something like that. This is because I said her horse Carson looked more relaxed with a junior exhibitor than her...um yeah ok Tiffany. Another person posts swears, and yet another moderator thinks I need medications....good grief. This is started because Tiffany got mad around Christmas when I didn't send her a Secret Santa gift. Tiffany sent me a not through FB about how hurt and scared she was because she didn't get this gift yet she thinks I'm the one that needs medication. Tracy from Maine that likes to be called Bigsky posts non stop about how the weather is never right and then about how her trainers (who happen to train my sisters horse) plotted and planned to steal her $29 cavesson for two years and proceeds to slam John and Sherri all over the internet. I'm so sure that John and Sherri wanted to steal her ancient noseband...LOL. Tracy also used to send messages to me about how much fun it would be to meet up at Deerfield fair yet when it comes to actually meeting she couldn't muster up the energy to get out of her camper to come say hi and this was when she still liked me. She bought a sheet from me at a very good deal! Tracy could only get out of her camper to purchase huge amounts of fattening fair food and then post that she wonders why she gains weight because she simply never eats at all. Ok got to go post more in a bit!