Turkey Crazy

After working in a grocery store and ringing up 52,567 frozen and fresh turkeys I have to wonder what the hell is all the ceremony about the stupid turkey. The stupid turkey is 42 cents a pound and people buy platters for it fixings, transport it from states away....think about where to buy it and when to buy it for months prior to the big event The stupid thing is FOURTY TWO CENTS A POUND! The also have to announce over and over again what a good deal this is like it is some sort of secret that a grocery store would put a turkey on sale the two weeks before Thanksgiving...good lord who would have thought of such a novel idea!!! Oh and for those of you that might want to suggest something crazy like eating something other than turkey for Thanksgiving be prepared for looks like you have just commited sins against all of humanity This turkey business is for the birds!!!!